If Chicago winters won’t keep visitors covered, the city’s anti-nudity ordinance just might. When Sonoko Tagami got a ticket for baring her painted breasts on “Go Topless Day,” she challenged Chicago’s public nudity ordinance. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit upheld 2-1 the city’s right to ban public nudity (including no exposure of “any portion of the breast at or below the upper edge of the areola of any female person”), deciding that public nudity is conduct, not speech. The Court rejected Sagami’s equal protection argument, too because although the anti-nudity ordinance affected men and women differently (e.g., men are free to be topless), the reason is based in physiology. Sadly, that means no topless selfie by the Bean or sunbathing on the shore of Lake Michigan—unless you’re a man. Read more.